Kyle's Weekend Keys to Success

0 hours gang we made it! Well maybe a few more to go depending on when you're reading this but regardless it's the freakin' weekend. The blog's back baby! This will be the weekly (or whenever I remember to do it) feature that will be coming your way every Friday: the weekend's keys to success. Yes there are constants that will always make for an unreal 53 hours but this is gonna be a couple things that are unique to this specific weekend that will make sure you have a hootin' and hollerin' time. Without further ado, here's this weekend's keys to success:

1. A garbage can and/or paper bag

The worst thing ever happened to us last weekend: College Football Saturdays has officially ended. Yes we still have bowl season, but waking up every Saturday knowing you're gonna get to see Baker Mayfield stunt on the h8rs put warmth in my heart. I feel lost. What am I supposed to do this Saturday? Not sip blue cans and watch 19 year old kickers boot game winning tries into left field? Idk how we're gonna make it gang, but just know we're in this together.

*Stephen A. voice* HOWEVAH this weekend we have one last sliver of the CFBS regular season to tickle our fancy. We got the Heisman celebration. Now the reason I say a garbage can and/or paper bag is a key this weekend is because if Baker Myfield doesn't win the 2017 Heisman Trophy I am, and as you all should as well, going to throw up everywhere. Baker was BY FAR the best player in CFBS this season. Week in and week out the dude put up numbers and backed it up with an even bigger personality. Guy was the greatest thing we've seen since Johnny Football. He was single handedly responsible for 70% of my joy in the months of September, October, and November. If he doesn't win we're boycotting the playoff.

PS - He did it all with a garbage defense

2. What Makes You Country

Luke came out with a new album! The GOAT is back at it again with his 6th studio album and I can not be more excited! It's been a looooong 27 months since we were blessed with Kill the Lights and this is gonna be nothing but spectacular. From the looks of it, Luke is sick of getting ridiculed for being country's fruitcake and clapped back at the h8rs with a testimony to how he conquered Nashville in the first place: being a down home country boy. Tune in have fun, and shake ya damn hips gang, Luke's back in your ears. Also, the album artwork is HOT ASS.

3. A winter coat

Snow! We're getting our first lick of snow this weekend! Time to gear up. Make sure you have that winter coat ready to rock because it's gonna be a winter wonderland come Saturday. Nobody likes the guy who's wearing a T-Shirt freezing his tail off in line at the bar. Put on a damn coat so you don't catch a cold, it's Holiday SZN for pete's sake!

That's it for now gang, be safe, be nice and until next weekend, let's have some fun!