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I Buy My Shoes At Walmart

  • Kix
  • Mar 23, 2017
  • 2 min read

8 months ago I waltzed into the North Reading Walmart like some big hot shot. Fresh off a pay day, it was time for ya boy Kix to purchase a new pair of shoes. Now I know what you're probably thinking, "Hey Kyle why don't you go to Footlocker or Famous Footwear or Payless Shoes like a normal person and buy a nice pair of running sneaks so you can be equally stylish as agile". And that is when I laugh at you and say "Hey man Walmart has that exact footwear that you so eloquently described".

I haven't bought a pair of shoes from not Walmart since high school and I could not be more satisfied. Today I purchased my 2nd pair of Avia MNAV2600002"s. I don't think they have an actual title so I just call em by their serial number. But let me tell you, these are the comfiest shoes I've ever slipped my box feet inside! They have memory foam soles! Memory foam! I feel like I'm walking on a mattress with every step of my gate! They're also made from extremely cheap material in china so they are super light on my feet too. Perfect for running places. They also come in grey, dark grey, light grey, blue, navy blue, black, and grey.

So next I have to check out. Also got a sweet blue and red swim trunk for the trip as well as a Wilson football called "The Duke". Mark my words I will catch a pass from Brett Favre with The Duke at some point in the next 6 weeks.

I get up to the pat by yourself register because I like a challenge and it's never short of an adventure every time you use one of those things. Ring up my're new Avia MNAV2600002's and they're only a measly $14.97! Less than 15 bucks for a stylin pair of nike knock offs! What a day man. Moral of the story, support local businesses, buy your shoes from Walmart's close to you, not far away. Than you'd be supporting non-local businesses.

Also, as I got deeper into this blog it sounded more and more like free advertising for Walmart which was not the plan from the start. Honestly had no idea where I was gonna end up with this one.

Also, also buy Dude Wipes, they rock!

Also, also, also on the real my shoes are very comfy and affordable!


 
 
 

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