People Who Make Movies With Unclear Endings Should Be Thrown In Jail

As my funemployment continues to roll along, I have found myself with much more free time than I used to have. So naturally with this free time comes one of my favorite pastimes, watching romcoms. Today's 11 AM romcom, Drinking Buddies (Olivia Wilde, Anna Kendrick, the dude from New Girl and the dude from Office Space) was not as much of a romcom as I anticipated but still a good movie? I threw a question mark there because 45 minutes in I had to pause it to figure out if it was a good movie or not. Decided it was, watched the rest, then once again had to circle back and try to figure out if it was good or bad. I think I liked it, but still not totally sure. So if anyone's seen it lemme know if it's good or bad because I really can't figure it out.

But anyways, the real reason I'm here is to announce the fact that if you write, direct, or whatever else people do in movies and sign off on an ending that is unclear and up for debate, you should be thrown in jail for at least 60 days. I mean that is one of the meanest things you can do to someone. Make them spend their hard earned money, spend 90 minutes of their time, get emotionally invested into your movie, and never find out what happened to the characters! It's INSANITY! You can't make me fall in love with these characters and feel like I'm a part of their life then just not tell me what happens to them! Do you realize how cruel that is?! Especially in this movie Drinking Buddies I mean they were so close to realizing they're in love so many times, and then they finally have the chance to say it and you pull the plug on the movie! What is that?!?!?! There is absolutely nothing I hate more in movies than thinking, so to have the audacity to drag me through the mud with this couple, feel connected with them and invested in their relationship, to only then never tell me what happens?? That's as criminal as it gets. You should have to sign a contract before a movie gets released saying I will tell you specifically how each relevant character ends up in this movie, or it isn't allowed to be made. Seems fair to me. No cliff hangars, no confusing endings, I want to know exactly how everyone ends up, because if you don't tell me than I will never know and I can't live like that.

Also, Anna Kendrick is from Maine