Donald J. Trump is the 45th President of the United Sates

Pretty wild stuff. Clinton officially called it last night around 3 am resulting in Donnie Trump becoming our great nation's 45th president. I'm into it if we're gonna be honest, wasn't a fan of Clinton so out of the 2 finalists I like the results. However I've said it once, I'll say it a million times, I stand firmly in the camp that the president just does not have enough effect on my day to day life to really care all that much. Yeah I had a preference, but to the people saying they're heading up to Canada? C'mon man, have some pride. At the end of the day Trump's gotta go through and get approved by a buncha really smart people who aren't gonna let this great nation go down the tube. Yeah he's said a lotta things that he probably shouldn't have said, and I'm not defending him, but you also gotta remember that he's 70 years old. That's a whole lotta years to live with never slipping up. I've only been around for 23 years and I've said PLENTY of things where hind sight 20/20 I probably shouldn't have, and if you can't say the same about yourself then your a liar. This also becomes tricky though because 70 is usually the cut off for abiding by societal norms. As soon as you hit 70 you're allowed to act the same way as a toddler. Poop your pants, take your pants off no matter where you are, say anything you want, etc and you can just pull the I'm old card. But I'm not sure this applies to the President, I'm not positive, but I feel like he should keep his pants on, at least in public, have a filter for what hes says, and in regards to pooping his pants, as long as no one knows if he did or not then it doesn't really matter. That falls under the don't ask don't tell policy I'd say. That can go for everybody as well, as long as I don't know if you have poop in your pants than we're cool.

Went a little off the rails there, let's get back on track. I am pretty stoked for Donnie cause it's gonna be content content content, the dude is an electric factory and there's no denying that. You gotta give it to him, Donnie knows how to command a room and get people talking. Like they say there's no such thing as bad publicity and I think The Donald proved that true in this election. Also, if you thought there was any shot someone else would win after Trump came out with the Make America Great Again slogan you're a dink. That is hands down the most fire flames catch phrase of all time. It's straight up saying if you don't agree with it you're un-American. Genius. He had this thing locked up a while ago because of that. No way does a guy who's slogan is Make America Great Again not win.

At the end of the day we're all Americans and nothing is really gonna change. Trump didn't make it this far by being an idiot. The dude is a billionaire, he's obviously got some brains. So to think that he's gonna royally screw up this country is just naive. Why would he do that, if you've learned anything in the last 16 months it's that Trump has a lotta pride in his country so why would he do anything to harm it? So we all get one more day to spew out our opinions and bash Trump but come tomorrow it's time to quitchya bitchin and all aboard the Trump Train! Because like it or not he's the leader of our great nation and he's taking us on a one way trip to Make America Great Again! CUE THE DAMN MUSIC

Also, I hope if Trump does anything he legally eliminates safe spaces

Also, also I might have written this with poop in my pants, but you'll never know so I'm in the clear

Also, also, also RIP in peace, Hall of Fame jam