Halloween is Suck

Well apparently its that time of year again. It’s that time when everyone dresses up for a few days and pretends to be something hot/funny/offensive for a couple days to get a rise out of their friends. I’m here to defend those of us who believe you only need one costume for Halloween. Back in my day we only needed one costume to get us through the ONLY night that was considered Halloween. We got shit tons of Kit Kats and Milkyways because of it. In todays world we’re expected to have anywhere from 3 to 6 costumes, depending on when Halloween falls and its baloney. We’re all adults and we should probably dress up never but for some reason we’re allowed to one time a year, so keep it to that one time. I’m tired of getting ridiculed by a chick dressed like a Franzia box, acting like she’s the first to do it. It’s October 28th. Halloween is the 31st. That’s why I didn’t dress up, you witch.

Kix Note: Could not agree more. I wasn't even gonna give Halloween the time of day for a blog but Shug stepped up. Halloween STINKS. We talked about it a little bit at the end of the latest podcast but it is a fake holiday and I hate it. Boo Halloween, boo New Year's Eve. So overrated.