I'm Officially Out on Surgery

So my buddy had to go under the knife today for a little shoulder surgery and It got me thinking. I am OUT on surgery. Sooooo out. I think surgery is officially my number 1 fear in life. The idea that someone slices you up, jiggles and jumbles around your insides, then sews you back up is INSANE. Think about that for a sec, your alive body is cut open and someone is messing around with your insides, then you wake up and you're still alive. WHAT?!?! I don't know if I believe it. I think I'm calling BS on surgery, they just load you up with meds so you think you're healthy but they really just placebo effected you. There's no way people actually know how to work on the inside of a body. That just boggles my mind. Imagine the first time you actually have to conduct a surgery, like you do all this school and become a doctor, but the first time there's a live human being sliced open in front of you it must be a real eye opener, like a real what the hell did I get myself into. And how do you know how you're gonna react, I can't even look at blood, let alone guts, how do you even know you can handle it. If I walked into surgery I'd pass out soooo quick. Also, might pull the psycho card on surgeons, being able to look at a humans insides and not freak out is a little odd to me. Just something to think about. AND on top of all that, WHAT IF YOU WAKE UP DURING IT. Hands down my biggest fear of all time. I don't know if it's ever happened but I've heard stories that people wake up but can't talk or move and just feel everything, and for that reason I am out. (Shark Tank reference) I have the lowest pain tolerance of all time, there is NO shot I could handle that. I think surgery has become a little too main stream these days, people forget that it's having your body cut open and sewed shut by a complete stranger, who learned everything from a book in college. On the real though, huge shout out to doctors, good for you for (hopefully) actually paying attention in school and learning something and being wicked smart and doing something that I could NEVER do. However you will never get my money cause if I ever get hurt I'm just gonna load up on ibuprofen and adjust my life so I don't have to use whatever body part is broken because Kix ain't going under the knife. I'm out.