3 Things I Know: NFL Week 6

Another week in the books, another Pats win. Ho hum. Heard the other day on the radio that the Pats have been to 5 straight AFC Championships. FIVE! That's incredible! It's so wild that we've been to 5 straight AFC title games without me even knowing it, that's how stupid good the Patriots organization is. ENOUGH DILLY DALLYING ON TO WHAT I KNOW!

1. Tom Brady will never lose another game in his NFL career. BREAK OUT THE EXTINGUISHERS WE GOT A HOT TAKE. Yes I know this is a potentially outlandish take, but let's be honest it might not be that far fetched. TB12 is playing at his absolute PEAK right now. He is firing on all cylinders and just absolutely picking defenses apart. The Pats are gonna waltz right to another AFC Championship for a 6th straight year where they'll face a little adversity versus the Raiders, until they ultimately stomp all over their Cinderella run. We're gonna smoke whoever comes outta the NFC because the NFL is a joke and grab a 5th Lombardi Trophy. Then we will do it again next year, then the year after, then again in 2019 where TB12 rides his third straight undefeated season into the Brazilian sunset. I've never known something more in my life.

2. Tony Romo is donezo in Dallas, will sign with Miami, resulting in a 7th straight offseason championship for the Dolphins. I'm not one to admit when I am wrong because 99% of the time when I know something, I KNOW it. But with Dak Prescott I'm man enough to admit I was wrong. I said before the season he would be a fluke and my man The Sanchize was gonna lead the Boys to the promised land. Didn't exactly pan out that way and it seems that Dak is actually gonna lead the Boys to the playoffs. Which means Tony Romo's roller coaster of a career in Dallas has come to an end. I've always been a big fan of Romo, thought him and the Sanchize were the most overly criticized quarterbacks of my time because they played in big time markets. I always said if Romo played in a smaller market like MIAMI that he would thrive and not be subject to so much scrutiny. So now it's time for Romo to prove me right. He'll finish this season on the pine behind Dak and will get shipped to Miami. Which will lead to everyone saying the Fins won the offseason and are the AFC East favorites again. i mean cmon, how many times do we gotta listen to people say Miami is gonna be good, they STINK. Also, Tannehill is a bum, people forget he played wide out at A&M, dudes not even a quarterback.

3. Ryan Fitzmagic has lost all his magic, back to being Fitzpatrick. Holy guacamole has anyone ever had a bigger egg on their face than this guy? I mean kudos to Fitzpatrick for believing in himself which resulted in him getting paid, but wowza does he look like a dick. Guy held out for pretty much all of preseason, demanding more money because of one decent year, finally gets the organization to cave and break out their check books, and repays them by handing the reigns over to my boy Geno Smith. Hindsight 20/20 just a preposterous move by Fitzpatrick to hold out and demand a huge contract after how he's played this year. Gotta respect it though, he knew he only had one year like that in the tank, mind as well capitalize off of it.

Also, Fitzmagic went to Harvard aka huge nerd, can't trust a nerd. Trust the guy who played to burn couches. #InGenoWeTrust

Also, also Tannehill is a bum, people forget he played wide out at A&M, dudes not even a quarterback.