Breakfast Beers Matter

If you’re anything like myself you occasionally like to indulge in some adult pops in the middle of the week. Maybe a few casuals while you binge Netflix. Or maybe it gets away from you and you and a six-pack turns into a twelve-pack and all of a sudden your testing the fire extinguisher in the kitchen, to each his own. Point is we’ve all been there before and while this is fun and all it can really put you in a hole as you approach the weekend.

As we all know there is nothing worse than waking up in a miserable state on a day of fun. Case in point being the Fourth of July a few years ago. I was excited so celebrate America that I let the dogs out a little too soon and rode a heater into the weekend. What happened in the days prior is none of my business but all that mattered is that I woke up on the 4th, and uncharacteristically yammed. Tough start. I was offered some breakfast and a shot, which both stayed down about as long as they took to make. It was shaping up to be a rough day, and I needed to fix it. Fast.

Enter the breakfast beer. It’s the only option when you find yourself down in the count. The breakfast beer is exactly as advertised, a beer for breakfast. As tough as it might sound its one of your only choices. Just close your eyes and get drinking. Its going to go down like nails but it’ll only take 10 seconds and once its done you’ll feel like a million bucks and be able to properly enjoy the day drink ahead. After all the best detox is a retox.