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Pocket Dogs are Both Innovative & Effective

Aug 8, 2016
3 min read

It's about time we discuss we craze that is sweeping the nation: Pocket Dogs. However this is not just a craze, Pocket Dogs, nay, Pocket Food is here for the long haul. What's the best part of going to a game or a concert? The tailgate of course. Beers, laughs, music, games, it's everything you want in a weekend crammed into a span of 4-12 hours. And the best part of it all? The food! There is nothing better than being able to throw back a few cold ones while munching on all the major food groups, burgs, dogs, chips & dips, & pasta salad. But at some point the fun has to be taken else where, into the event, and you gotta rely on the buzz you've created and the food you've consumed. Sneaking booze into concerts and games has been going on since the dawn of time, however for some odd reason nobody thinks to bring in their own food.

Cue the Pocket Dogs. Now I have always been a guy who needs to keep his calories up in order to keep the good times rolling. If I get a little malnourished, things may start to fall off the rails. Because of this I started bringing snacks to the bar when I'd go out. Granola Bars, pretzels, cookies, anything I can fit in my pocket is coming out with me. I was working the FGL concert this past weekend, long day on my feet and knew there was no dinner in sight. Solution? Pocket Tarts. Made sure I brought a pack of Strawberry Pop Tarts with me, tossed em in my pockets, and had a nice little snack mid concert to keep my energized. (Side note stick to food items that don't get crumbled as easy, security guy MANGLED my Pocket Tart out of jealousy when I was walking in)

Back to tailgates though like I was saying, the best part of the tailgate is the food, but there is always more than enough and most of it ends up getting tossed away. So when I was at the GOATs concert a few weeks ago, I thought "hey why just leave these delicious hot dogs here when I can bring a couple of em in with me". And that my friends is how Pocket Dogs was invented. Grill up a couple dogs for yourself right before you head into the show, toss em in your pocket, bun or no bun whatever floats your boat, and a couple hours later you have your own little tailgate inside the event. And before you jump on the you can't bring in outside food argument, let me just tell you Pocket Dogs is perfectly acceptable, I've gotten into a concert and a NASCAR race dogs blazin. I even took my Pocket Dogs out with my phone and wallet going through security and was A OK. Maybe you're not ready for a couple tubes of protein floating around in your pocket, and that's OK, start out with any type of Pocket Food, granola bars is my recommendation, especially for bars.

So before you starve to death at your next concert or game, remember, there's a way to stay satisfied after the tailgate, and that was is both innovative & effective. Pocket Dogs, the official food sponsor of Keno Radio!


 
 
 

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